How to Retire Early

Posted on August 31, 2007
Filed Under Culture, News

How to retire early? It’s easy. Be a genius techno geek like Google founder. If you are not the one (that’s the most probability), well there’s another choice: go to Iraq, find the whereabouts of a man named Abu Ayyub al-Masri or Abu Hamza al-Muhajir. Yes, he’s Abu Musab al-Zarkawi’s successor. If you’ve found any information leading to his death the US occupying forces in Iraq will reward you a mouth-watering amount of $5 million.

That’s more than enough for you to live a lavish and extravagant lives in Caribian islands or quench your thirst lust of gambling at, where else, Las Vegas surrounded by many glomorous stuff your wildest imagination has ever thought of.

Not sure? Here’s from Al Jazeera

The US is offering a reward of up to $5 million to anyone providing information leading to Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the alleged senior al-Qaeda leader in Iraq.

Condoleezza Rice, the US secretary of state, on Friday authorised the reward under the Reward for Justice programme, which has paid more than $62 million to more than 40 people who have provided information to the US.

So, when the Empire feels tired, shaken and confused about what it’s doing in Iraq, this kind of coboy-like style seems very very ‘entertaining’, of course not for those poor Iraqis whose daily deaths are mounting everyday.

For those who have the guts and crazy enough to do the job and going to Iraq, don’t feel reluctant to send me a bucket of cheque flowers in case you were successful in your effort. From far distance part of the world, I wish you the best of luck.

“Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error”
Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC)